"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
Though you do have really nice legs.
You’re a fuckin’ dick.
I had this friend once. She called me spaceman.
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
[On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we want the whole thing,” and I was like “Okay, well. You know, I’ll do a tape and I’ll audition for it.” So I wore a little wig, and I did everything in a british accent, and he loved it. So he flew me and Asa Butterfield— the kid who played Hugo— to New York to do an audition for him, in front of him. So I flew out there, keeping up the act that I was british […] And then as I was leaving — luckily, he was amused — I said in my regular voice, “Bye Marty!” and he was like, “Wait. What? Where’d your accent go?” And I was like…”