kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
I had this friend once. She called me spaceman.
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
[On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we want the whole thing,” and I was like “Okay, well. You know, I’ll do a tape and I’ll audition for it.” So I wore a little wig, and I did everything in a british accent, and he loved it. So he flew me and Asa Butterfield— the kid who played Hugo— to New York to do an audition for him, in front of him. So I flew out there, keeping up the act that I was british […] And then as I was leaving — luckily, he was amused — I said in my regular voice, “Bye Marty!” and he was like, “Wait. What? Where’d your accent go?” And I was like…”
Tell me about you're first crush.
It was Cookie from Animal Crossing for gamecube. I used to bring her flowers and fossils and talk to her over and over until she told me to go away. Then one day she said she didn’t want to lose me and a heart emoticon floated above her head and I knew it was real. So I sent her a love letter. Then, a few weeks later, I had a friend over and we traveled to each others towns. A few days later, I opened my mailbox and saw a letter from Cookie. She told me that she had moved. She moved to my friends town. I was heart broken and planted flowers where her house once stood. Then, the next week at school, I walk into my class and everyone started laughing at me. Cookie had showed my friend the letter I wrote to her. She showed him the letter. I had never felt more betrayed in my entire life. I couldn’t believe that she did that to me, so when I got home I ripped up all the flowers I planted in her memory and vowed to never love again.
i see past your fake smile, you coldhearted bitch
Graham Norton, Lena Dunham, and Idris Elba help an audience member reply to a text message.